Food poisoning

It’s pretty much the worst ever!

Yesterday I just thought I was tired from two nights of not being able to sleep. But then it became pretty obvious that it was more than that, so I went home from work early. I thought I was going to pass out on the way home from the streetcar stop. I got into bed at 3:30 and couldn’t move for two hours. I had to stay very, very still or else nausea would take over my whole body. I only got up at 5:30 because I was about to barf into a plastic bag and realized it had a hole in it. So I had to run to the bathroom, and let me tell you, I’ve never thrown up so much in my life. Fun! I was feeling a bit better, so I managed to send off some stuff for work.

But it wasn’t over yet! I started to feel shitty again so I went back to bed. Couldn’t move again. Stayed in bed until this morning. I was lying in my bed last night staring at the glass of water on the table beside me thinking, “I wish I could have a sip of water.” But I couldn’t. Because I couldn’t move. I would have given my right arm for a cup of tea last night, but making a cup of tea basically seemed like the most monumental task in history.

I’ve never been so sick in all of my life. On the bright side, I lost five pounds yesterday! Good lord. Back to sleep I go.